american perfume

when one person farts on another's wrist in order to piss them off. also works on neck.

another version is pissing into a friend's perfume bottle and them using it on themselves.
duuuude! kevin ate so much beans he american perfumed bill who then beat the shit out of him.
by lillolley June 02, 2009
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sandstache

when a man takes a nose dive outdoors. especcially into sand
joe was trying to be cool when he proceeded to collapse in a sandstache way
by lillolley June 02, 2009
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