skARTe is alive
by evander skolyfield November 20, 2018
Ska is playing and people are skanking
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."
by Patleek February 12, 2008
Derivative of the two root words skeet and shart combined to form one new: skart
Skeet : to ejaculate
Shart : to unintentionally shit ones self while farting
Skeet : to ejaculate
Shart : to unintentionally shit ones self while farting
"Dude I was so drunk whilst humping your mother last night I skarted"
"Yes well, your mother gave me head while I was on the Jon and I skarted"
"Yes well, your mother gave me head while I was on the Jon and I skarted"
by Belch February 10, 2007
While driving in a car. Drive past a dead skunk and someone farts and it mixes with the skunks stank.
"Oh my gosh! Who skarted?!"
by McDonnie the Matador August 15, 2009
Sorry honey, I skarted again.
by Brianisok December 22, 2007
Ska is playing and people are skanking
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."
by Patleek February 12, 2008
by Rudy Jones April 28, 2010