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To fart while skanking to Ska music.
Ska is playing and people are skanking
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."
by Patleek February 11, 2008
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Derivative of the two root words skeet and shart combined to form one new: skart

Skeet : to ejaculate

Shart : to unintentionally shit ones self while farting

"Dude I was so drunk whilst humping your mother last night I skarted"

"Yes well, your mother gave me head while I was on the Jon and I skarted"
by Belch February 10, 2007
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While driving in a car. Drive past a dead skunk and someone farts and it mixes with the skunks stank.
"Oh my gosh! Who skarted?!"
by McDonnie the Matador August 14, 2009
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To fart while skanking to Ska music.
Ska is playing and people are skanking
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."
by Patleek February 12, 2008
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When you have a stomach ache in school from holding in a fart all day.
Boy does my stomach hurt, I have a Skart.
by Rat Boy 11 January 08, 2018
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