skarty 

Skarty. To skate and party. Coined by Crappy D

I'm gonna Skarty like crazy go longwoods bowl jam.

skarty by Bildough May 24, 2016

Pull a Sparty 

Doing everything possible to fail miserably at any task after success appeared inevitable. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Being one's worst enemy. A reference to the tendency of the Michigan State Football team to dominate 3 1/2 quarters only to implode and give the game away to their opponent, resulting in a frustrating defeat.

Example 1: Bill overachieved all year to get that promotion, but got fired for sending that joke about his boss to the whole company. Bill really Pulled a Sparty.

Example 2: That girl has been into Jeff all night. I hope he doesn't Pull a Sparty and tell her about his Dungeons and Dragons collection.

Pull a Sparty by htos_drol November 13, 2011

Pulling a smarty 

Making an incredibly stupid decision and not knowing why you were stupid.

Chilled is pulling a smarty.

Pulling a smarty by Baneofexistence February 25, 2021

Skatty

Sometimes used to describe a dirty tune

That Dnb bassline is skatty as fuck

Skatty by Zoot toking midget June 21, 2020

smartypie 

Someone who is both smart, and a cutiepie.

Lisa Simpson is a smartypie, but Meg Griffin sucks.

smartypie by TheCrashYears May 16, 2011

Sharty Party 

A party, in which all of the guests shart.

I am going to have a “sharty party” tonight.

Sharty Party by wordbox January 19, 2021

Sharty Mustard Butt 

When somebody sharts in their underwear and wallows around in it for a long period of time. The color and texture resembles a mustard like substance.

Brian is a sharty mustard butt.

Sharty Mustard Butt by KrissyNJbo June 19, 2010