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someone who spends there time waiting around for good things to happen and whos sole purpose is to sit and mouch.(similar to sitman but lazier)
your never going to amount to anything if you spend your life being a sittman
sittman by Violent Hell Fire December 3, 2021
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German for destroyer of worlds. One hard ass dude capable of making your life miserable.
Dude he just Siltmaned your face.
Siltman by General God Himself April 3, 2009
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1. The person responsible for cleaning up the site of a dead hooker.

2. Someone that often wears gay pants.
1. "Chris, you killed that hooker with your dick!"

"Stephen, quick call the Siteman. He will know what to do!"

2. Dude, that Siteman is wearing some pretty gay pants.
Siteman by rbellows April 1, 2010
A large oafish man who is probably homosexual
Damn the boy on the oline for Columbia is a real siteman
Siteman by Sasasiteman January 18, 2018
A scrub that don't pay no bills and whose sole purpose is to sit and mouch. Opposite of jumpman
She got a sitman, he ain't payin no bills and she got three jobs.
sitman by gangstagee September 14, 2017

situmanario 

situation + scenario = situmanario. mostly used to describe an extreme situation (seeing as situation and scenario are basically synonyms). note: term was introduced to me by the gay community, but may be prolific in other circles.
run out on my tab? i would *never* put you in that kind of situmanario.
situmanario by spoothed February 7, 2008

sittance 

the position of the legs while sitting, especially relating to the position while in the bathroom stall
senator larry craig mistakenly said he had a wide stance, when in fact, his wide sittance declared his innocence.
sittance by p jason l August 11, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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