Siteman
1. The person responsible for cleaning up the site of a dead hooker.
2. Someone that often wears gay pants.
2. Someone that often wears gay pants.
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Siteman
Siteman by Sasasiteman January 18, 2018
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Sideman Syndrome
This is the case of being a sideman to everyone, even if you are in a new friend's group you are still a sideman. To identify someone infected with sideman syndrome you must spot the sideman in a group if friend's which are sidemen.
Sideman Syndrome by "Mike has sideman syndrome" March 31, 2015
Sideman
An irrelevant and powerless guy, also known as a 'flowerman' and shows signs of 'moist' and 'soggy' behaviour.
There are two types of Sidemen:
1) the 'Bupsed guy' who finances a girl's shopping sprees and receives no sex in return.
2) the general wetwipe; often a guy who is emotionally unstable, and isn't rated by anybody -- not even friends.
A Sideman is the male counterpart to a Sidechick.
There are two types of Sidemen:
1) the 'Bupsed guy' who finances a girl's shopping sprees and receives no sex in return.
2) the general wetwipe; often a guy who is emotionally unstable, and isn't rated by anybody -- not even friends.
A Sideman is the male counterpart to a Sidechick.
Chris: What, did Steven beat that yeah?
Tyrone: Nah man, he took her shopping then she ducked.
Chris: Steven is a sideman bruv!
Tyrone: Nah man, he took her shopping then she ducked.
Chris: Steven is a sideman bruv!
Sideman by TheDefinitionOfSlang July 4, 2012
Sizemanship
When someone or something does something in a way that emphasizes their size, whether positively, negatively, or in a neutral manner.
“Kiki the pup displayed such excellent sizemanship when he snuggly road the scenic byway in the backpack of his motorcyclist mama.”
“This fork ALMOST fits inside the Tupperware, but it just won’t close. What poor sizemanship!! This is baloney!”
“In sixth grade I was the glad bearer because I was the only one who the holster belt fit. My sizemanship came in handy that year and earned me the junior patriot’s metal.”
“This fork ALMOST fits inside the Tupperware, but it just won’t close. What poor sizemanship!! This is baloney!”
“In sixth grade I was the glad bearer because I was the only one who the holster belt fit. My sizemanship came in handy that year and earned me the junior patriot’s metal.”
Sizemanship by Pearljamandspam May 24, 2021
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sideman by ya boi skinny dip January 22, 2018
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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