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Siteman

1. The person responsible for cleaning up the site of a dead hooker.

2. Someone that often wears gay pants.
1. "Chris, you killed that hooker with your dick!"

"Stephen, quick call the Siteman. He will know what to do!"

2. Dude, that Siteman is wearing some pretty gay pants.
by rbellows April 1, 2010
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Siteman

A large oafish man who is probably homosexual
Damn the boy on the oline for Columbia is a real siteman
by Sasasiteman January 18, 2018
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Sideman Syndrome

This is the case of being a sideman to everyone, even if you are in a new friend's group you are still a sideman. To identify someone infected with sideman syndrome you must spot the sideman in a group if friend's which are sidemen.
"Oi Mike has sideman syndrome"
"yeah i know that twat is still a sideman even with other sidemen"
by "Mike has sideman syndrome" March 31, 2015
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Sideman

An irrelevant and powerless guy, also known as a 'flowerman' and shows signs of 'moist' and 'soggy' behaviour.

There are two types of Sidemen:
1) the 'Bupsed guy' who finances a girl's shopping sprees and receives no sex in return.
2) the general wetwipe; often a guy who is emotionally unstable, and isn't rated by anybody -- not even friends.

A Sideman is the male counterpart to a Sidechick.
Chris: What, did Steven beat that yeah?

Tyrone: Nah man, he took her shopping then she ducked.

Chris: Steven is a sideman bruv!
by TheDefinitionOfSlang July 4, 2012
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Sizemanship

When someone or something does something in a way that emphasizes their size, whether positively, negatively, or in a neutral manner.
“Kiki the pup displayed such excellent sizemanship when he snuggly road the scenic byway in the backpack of his motorcyclist mama.”

“This fork ALMOST fits inside the Tupperware, but it just won’t close. What poor sizemanship!! This is baloney!”

“In sixth grade I was the glad bearer because I was the only one who the holster belt fit. My sizemanship came in handy that year and earned me the junior patriot’s metal.”
by Pearljamandspam May 24, 2021
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sideman

A person who will follow someone then snake them later also called a sidedish or follower
Hes such a sideman
by ya boi skinny dip January 22, 2018
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sideman

A man who is generally just follows a boss around without being wanted
Whys John always around when James is here
Cause he's a sideman
by Describer November 21, 2012
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