sitman

A scrub that don't pay no bills and whose sole purpose is to sit and mouch. Opposite of jumpman

She got a sitman, he ain't payin no bills and she got three jobs.

by gangstagee September 14, 2017

simant

A simant loves boobs. He is the most nastiest person you’ll ever get to know, but in a good way. A simant doesn’t easily get attached to things but when he does, he’ll love you unconditionally. A simant is a guy who minds his own businesses and literally gives no shit about what people think. He will never show you who he really is until he trusts you, so never judge a simant if you don’t really know him because his awkwardness might be mistaken for something else. A simant is also very selfish, but when it comes to relationships that means he will give you all his attention and want you all to himself. Also, if you ever get to be close to a simant he will always make you feel like you can be yourself. Don’t ever let a simant go because he is really one of a kind.

guy 1: who is that guy? he’s so cool.
guy 2: Bro that my man simant.

by googleknowsbest September 29, 2018

simangaliso

Smangaliso, is someone or something that has a great personality and are quite spontaneous, fun, loving and outgoing people.
They are extremely rare to find because of there personality and caring heart to friends, family and lovers. So when you find a Smangaliso be glad you have one cuase they aren't always there.

Wow he is such a Simangaliso of a friend.

by Smanga Moloi April 18, 2018

Shitman the Barbarian

A name found in the film 'The Hills Have Eyes 2'. Shitman the Barbarian is a man who comes out of a toilet covered in shit. He has small wounds all over his body so that he can die slowly from the feces.

The scene from the film:
Amber: Who was that guy??
Napoleon: Shitman the Barbarian, I have no idea?!

by MC Monka in Da House May 11, 2009

simangele

A lovely beautiful person with lots of money and a greatful spirit she is usually fun and loves people she is mostly a girl but can also be a boy you might think you know her by seeing her once but when you get to meet her/him she is a whole beautiful person

She is the one and only don’t let her go

Hey I’m looking for Simangele

Person: oh she is right there with a good heart

by 🥂 love October 21, 2019

Sismance

1. It is the female version of a bromance. The intense love shared between heterosexual females.
2. A form of female bonding.
3. A close relationship between two female to such a point where they start to seem like a couple.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have a total sismance. They are inseperable.

by The Queen of Sismance March 4, 2009

shitmano

Variant of "Shimano", top Japanese company which makes bicycle components (from groupsets to wheels to pedals to shoes). Akin to Microsoft in its pervasiveness and near-monopoly of the market (at least as far as groupsets (chainrings, cranks, bottom brackets, shifters, cassettes, etc)) and certain mediocrity, it is found on many bikes from the cheap low-end models to the nicer ones which actually aren't too bad (XT, XTR, Ultegra, Dura-Ace) but cost a grip. There are alternatives, at least for the groupsets - Campagnolo (go Campy) and SRAM (Sachs).

Look at that damn roadie's Bianchi - full Campagnolo gruppo! <drool> (looks down at lowly Shitmano Sora groupset).

by ::analogue:: January 31, 2005