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Shitaneous Combustion
After eating lunch at the taco truck down the street, I had shitaneous combustion when I got back to work.
Shitaneous Combustion by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012
Siane
Most probably a very feisty girl who never stops talking! She's shy at first, very much to herself, but after you get to know her, she's probably a girl that will change your life. She's got her moments of being a bitch or a bit crass but it's gone as fast as it starts. Siane's a keeper and she's one of them girls you can't ever forget.
Siane by this is how we do it June 30, 2020
Stanek's Disease
A very rare, serious, and extremely contagious STD caused by coming in contact with the genitalia(s) of someone already infected.
Symptoms of the disease include a hunched back due to the spinal cord being replaced by a flaccid penis, and a protrusion that looks similar to an Adam's Apple, but is actually a penis growing in the throat.
If the infected person touches themselves on another part of their body after touching their infected genitalia, that part therefore becomes infected, causing a new penis to grow. Serious reported cases include a number of penises ranging from 3-5 on the infected person's body.
Size varies due to the amount of contact made to the infected area. Penis growth/size can range from 1 inch wonders to 13 inches in the largest reported case.
The only cure for Stanek's Disease is to have all of the penises surgically removed, but the disease cannot be fully eradicated. Removing the penises can sometimes cause 2 more to grow back in their place.
Stanek's Disease is a rapidly spreading epidemic. Please, if you think you may be infected, contact a doctor immediately.
Symptoms of the disease include a hunched back due to the spinal cord being replaced by a flaccid penis, and a protrusion that looks similar to an Adam's Apple, but is actually a penis growing in the throat.
If the infected person touches themselves on another part of their body after touching their infected genitalia, that part therefore becomes infected, causing a new penis to grow. Serious reported cases include a number of penises ranging from 3-5 on the infected person's body.
Size varies due to the amount of contact made to the infected area. Penis growth/size can range from 1 inch wonders to 13 inches in the largest reported case.
The only cure for Stanek's Disease is to have all of the penises surgically removed, but the disease cannot be fully eradicated. Removing the penises can sometimes cause 2 more to grow back in their place.
Stanek's Disease is a rapidly spreading epidemic. Please, if you think you may be infected, contact a doctor immediately.
Person 1: Dude, I heard that girl over there has Stanek's Disease.
Person 2: Shit, man, I don't want another dick!"
Person 1: Let's get the fuck outta here!"
Person 2: Shit, man, I don't want another dick!"
Person 1: Let's get the fuck outta here!"
Stanek's Disease by Dr. Galli January 7, 2011
Siyane girl
A phenomenon found in Turkey. Such girls have long artificial nails, lots of cosmetic surgery, hair extensions and talk in fake foreign accents. Love to say things like see you later alligator even though they don't know English that well. They love to receive overpriced flowers from fancy florists in Etiler. Tend to be pretentious and shallow but are loved by Turkish guys.
Siyane girl by WordMestro2020 March 1, 2021