sinoculation

The invulnerable moment experienced by churchgoers just after attending service. Most often expressed by careless driving habits that nearly cause crashes as they leave the church parking lot.

Luke could do no wrong after attending Sunday service, due to his sinoculation.

by Billirubin March 18, 2024

Inoculation (innoc)

The technique of making fun of oneself before anyone else can in order to lessen the pain and/or embarrassment.

Fat Kid: Hi. Boy I am fat.
Other Kid: Wow, good innoculation.

by HP July 23, 2003

Spinoculation

A type of damage control in industry public relations or political lobbying, whereby the public is "inoculated" against the inevitable release of information which is potentially threatening to an industry's product or reputation, or to a political representative, movement or media figure. The critical information may be preemptively recast (spun) as something positive; and/or a source of the threatening information may be subjected to negative allegations to reduce source credibility and confound public perceptions of damaging disclosures.

In the wake of class action injury suits, drug company X was driven to a spinoculation campaign as it faced the release of its own internal research data demonstrating that its blockbuster drug Y induced a pathological proliferation of neurons known to precede mass brain cell death, increasing the likelihood of eventual dementia in a large percentage of patients. In cooperation with company public relations executives, company X quickly funded a series of spinoculating studies to invert public scrutiny, claiming that drug Y produced "neurogenerative" effects, replicating the production of healthy brain cells, inferring that, rather than causing brain damage, drug Y "makes people smarter".

When drug company X was alerted that a medical expert would soon make media appearances questioning the safety of drug Y, the company quickly planted stories in the press alleging misconduct on the part of the critic in order to spinoculate the public against inevitable alarm over drug risks.

by 4Gatos October 8, 2011

premature singulation

when you start singing the words to a song before the lyrics actually kick in

hold off with the premature singulation, the song hasn't started yet!

by miriam123 July 23, 2010

forced inoculation

The forcing of a person to get a vaccination regardless of their beliefs or medical history.

Look at what this world has become in the wake of the covid 19 pandemic. People who haven't been vaccinated are being treated like outcasts even though the vaccinated are still getting and giving covid to others. Some countries are using forced inoculation and if they don't get the jab their life will be miserable. WHY IS NOONE RECOGNIZING NATURAL IMMUNITY?

by jimmybomm January 18, 2022

sirculation

Refers to how well male humans get around and effectively mix wif da ladies.

Not too many areas have an abundance of lonesome gals, so it appears dat da sirculation is just fine in most regions of da world.

by QuacksO May 21, 2022

silaculation

an feeling that makes your kinda confident about hard things but failing it without getting quarter of it

an feeling that you wanna make cool projects but youre lazy so you cant

silaculation

by imakeweirddefinitions March 18, 2023