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simptober 

aka simptember. a highly celebrated month of simping towards one's crush or love often celebrated in September. This time is often celebrated with generous donations and dm sliding. Members of the daddy gang gain superpowers
Kelly made $50 in tips thanks to her Simptober show on OnlyFans.

"You see the way Monica's dad keeps looking at me, he is totally observing simptober!"
simptober by theSimpLorde September 3, 2020
Words you can keep

Simptember 

Simptember is an annual month-long observance month in September designed to appreciate simps for protecting women and honor them for continuing their hard work despite all the bullying.
There are plenty of events planned in observance of Simptember this year.
Simptember by simp2020 July 26, 2020

SeptOber 

When you work for a small library wholesaler, and no one knows what to call the cusp catalog, so you come up with some random nonsense. Your coworkers then start searching for SeptOber on the interwebs, trying to vet its innocence and or lack thereof.
SeptOber? We have to call the catalog SeptOber? Will there be a - or a / ???
SeptOber by LjWayfarer August 4, 2023

stoptober 

a month in the year (october) in which something is given up, eg. drinking alcohol, smoking etc.
- want a drink?
no thanks, can't. doing stoptober.

Simptember 

Ss is when you simp for anybody like anime characters or even people(but respectfully)
“Hey did you know it’s simptember”
“What’s that?”
“It’s when you simp over anime characters or people !”
Simptember by エッィオ September 24, 2020

No Simptember

No simping in the month September. If you do, God crowd it as a big sin and will send you to hell.

Septober 

The month when the beach bears no bikini clad women... let alone ppl and beer is drank mostly indoors for some reason now.
"Do u wanna go to the beach and meet some drunk girls?"

"Are you kidding? I'm not gonna hit on you you fucking girl"

"Oh yeah it's Septober now!"
Septober by CP187 December 7, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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