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simptober 

aka simptember. a highly celebrated month of simping towards one's crush or love often celebrated in September. This time is often celebrated with generous donations and dm sliding. Members of the daddy gang gain superpowers
Kelly made $50 in tips thanks to her Simptober show on OnlyFans.

"You see the way Monica's dad keeps looking at me, he is totally observing simptober!"
simptober by theSimpLorde September 3, 2020
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Simptember 

Simptember is an annual month-long observance month in September designed to appreciate simps for protecting women and honor them for continuing their hard work despite all the bullying.
There are plenty of events planned in observance of Simptember this year.
Simptember by simp2020 July 26, 2020
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SeptOber 

When you work for a small library wholesaler, and no one knows what to call the cusp catalog, so you come up with some random nonsense. Your coworkers then start searching for SeptOber on the interwebs, trying to vet its innocence and or lack thereof.
SeptOber? We have to call the catalog SeptOber? Will there be a - or a / ???
SeptOber by LjWayfarer August 4, 2023

stoptober 

a month in the year (october) in which something is given up, eg. drinking alcohol, smoking etc.
- want a drink?
no thanks, can't. doing stoptober.

Simptember 

Ss is when you simp for anybody like anime characters or even people(but respectfully)
“Hey did you know it’s simptember”
“What’s that?”
“It’s when you simp over anime characters or people !”
Simptember by エッィオ September 24, 2020

No Simptember

No simping in the month September. If you do, God crowd it as a big sin and will send you to hell.
Remember guys, it's no Simptember.

Septober 

The month when the beach bears no bikini clad women... let alone ppl and beer is drank mostly indoors for some reason now.
"Do u wanna go to the beach and meet some drunk girls?"

"Are you kidding? I'm not gonna hit on you you fucking girl"

"Oh yeah it's Septober now!"
Septober by CP187 December 7, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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