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A person (usally female)with a online following gained by posting sexual based content with the agenda to move her army to a paid subscription social media platform for monetary gain
Wow Belle is the biggest Simployer on onlyfans
Simployer by xxfumanchuxx February 17, 2021
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Simpler times 

Something that people often say when they talk about the past or something in the past, usually a few years back. The good old days when there were fewer things to worry about and less complex technology.
I remember hanging out with my old friends, playing Half-Life on the computer, and when Urban Dictionary was first created, simpler times!
Simpler times by BigBoi Gaming December 29, 2020

SimplyTroy 

A alligator that can be found in the deep depths of discord.com.
"is is true SimplyTroy got suplexed by a Florida Man?"
SimplyTroy by Jokuxx October 14, 2021
someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"


All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
similoser by Thelma April 30, 2005

simptober 

aka simptember. a highly celebrated month of simping towards one's crush or love often celebrated in September. This time is often celebrated with generous donations and dm sliding. Members of the daddy gang gain superpowers
Kelly made $50 in tips thanks to her Simptober show on OnlyFans.

"You see the way Monica's dad keeps looking at me, he is totally observing simptober!"
simptober by theSimpLorde September 3, 2020

SimplyRobo 

whiny little E-boy
SimplyRobo doesn't know how to play, and when he gets lucky he boasts it
SimplyRobo by detailedpeen August 23, 2023

simpler souls

those with 'stiff' (conservative?, slow-witted?) mental attitudes and tendencies, when faced with some situation requiring a 'tad' bit of imagination. (aka; 'walking of the "wild" side'/stretching' of the mind.

those quick to 'not get it', and/or walk away quickly, back to their minister, banker, bishop or momma!
when joe spit flaming alcohol out of his mouth, the simpler souls didn't 'get it'!!

the simpler souls quickly left, when our fart-lighting session began.

we trained wendy to fart and belch, but the simpler souls couldn't handle it!
simpler souls by michael foolsley December 6, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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