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A person (usally female)with a online following gained by posting sexual based content with the agenda to move her army to a paid subscription social media platform for monetary gain
Wow Belle is the biggest Simployer on onlyfans
Simployer by xxfumanchuxx February 17, 2021
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Simpler times 

Something that people often say when they talk about the past or something in the past, usually a few years back. The good old days when there were fewer things to worry about and less complex technology.
I remember hanging out with my old friends, playing Half-Life on the computer, and when Urban Dictionary was first created, simpler times!
Simpler times by BigBoi Gaming December 29, 2020

SimplyTroy 

A alligator that can be found in the deep depths of discord.com.
"is is true SimplyTroy got suplexed by a Florida Man?"
SimplyTroy by Jokuxx October 14, 2021
someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"


All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
similoser by Thelma April 30, 2005

simptober 

aka simptember. a highly celebrated month of simping towards one's crush or love often celebrated in September. This time is often celebrated with generous donations and dm sliding. Members of the daddy gang gain superpowers
Kelly made $50 in tips thanks to her Simptober show on OnlyFans.

"You see the way Monica's dad keeps looking at me, he is totally observing simptober!"
simptober by theSimpLorde September 3, 2020

SimplyRobo 

SimplyRobo doesn't know how to play, and when he gets lucky he boasts it
SimplyRobo by detailedpeen August 23, 2023

simpler souls

those with 'stiff' (conservative?, slow-witted?) mental attitudes and tendencies, when faced with some situation requiring a 'tad' bit of imagination. (aka; 'walking of the "wild" side'/stretching' of the mind.

those quick to 'not get it', and/or walk away quickly, back to their minister, banker, bishop or momma!
when joe spit flaming alcohol out of his mouth, the simpler souls didn't 'get it'!!

the simpler souls quickly left, when our fart-lighting session began.

we trained wendy to fart and belch, but the simpler souls couldn't handle it!
simpler souls by michael foolsley December 6, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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