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sympaticus simplex 

"sympaticus simplex" is a trem coined by NNF to describe a girl who's drop-dead-gorgeous but has very simple view of the world, speaks in simple lines and has simple tastes in life in general, but that's what makes her so attractive.
She'll always be a sympaticus simplex to me.
She's gorgeous, but she's a sympaticus simplex.
She can do whatever she wants but she'll always stay a sympaticus simplex.
sympaticus simplex by NNF November 21, 2010

Herpes Simplex 08108 

When a shit show of a social media post keeps flaring up because someone else has to chime in with THEIR opinion and/or witty retort.
It burns when I pee and also when I post in Facebook Groups. The doc says I have a wicked case of Herpes Simplex 08108. I asked him why he has to be such an asshole? I got three likes for my last response and he only got two. That means I am right.
Herpes Simplex 08108 by MetaMike November 25, 2018

Simplexity 

Referring to an idea, or concept that appears to be simple to understand, yet is very complex in it's true description.
The simplexity of the universe would reveal much more than the eye could ever see.
Simplexity by Wayne Siegmund November 10, 2008

simpletism 

refers to a persons simplistic manor.

has the IQ of a hedgehog.
has a rather a lot of dull moments
simpletism
simpletism by kaaaaaaaaaty April 23, 2014
Used to suggest that something is particularly easy to comprehend or uncomplicated. Communicates a greater level of simplicity than its antecedent 'simple'.

Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.

Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.
"A comfortable victory for Liverpool at Hull City had seen the Reds climb back to the Premier League summit, but only by virtue of goal difference. Therefore, United knew a point against European-chasing team Tottenham would be enough to send them back to the top. Simples."

- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News
Simples by the_dickie July 7, 2009

Simplemented 

something or someone that is important yet insensitively looked over by loved ones
"He has always been, metaphorically, an insect. A simplemented servant whose role is to provide for the superiors of the house."
Simplemented by TheRuzeMan January 9, 2020