Theodd1sout is a thicc simplex boy ain't he?

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

The repeater was down, so we switched to 146.52 simplex and continued to talk.

A: It's a rather simple sum. I'll solve it easily.
B: My friend, it looks so simple but is quite complex indeed.
A: Do you mean that it's a simplex sum?
B: Yes, I do. It has both simplicity and complexity inside.

Person 1: Whoa for some reason that shirt looks really simple and complex at the same time.

Person 2: Yeah I know. I wore it for that exact reason. It is simplex

that simplex, they all got the bus into town and wus so stupid they all got the herpes simplex and the crabs from the local hookers! Then they done given it to their wives! SHIT!