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shepeating 

The act of a woman restating (either exactly or with some modification) the ideas of a man soon after he has expressed them. Typically, the woman will make these statements as though she were their original source.
His boss was just shepeating his plan to save the company money.
shepeating by ITJane September 28, 2017

Thigh-Sheeting 

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse
"This bloke thought he was inside me, but he was thigh-sheeting. I let him have it"
Thigh-Sheeting by Gus123 August 5, 2015

sheating 

The act of ingesting sustenance whilst evacuating one's bowels
The Kraken relished so much in his mother's meatloaf and mashed potatoes that he did not want to pause from his meal as he felt the need to drop a massive deuce, instead he decided to take part in a little sheating session in order to reconcile both needs.
sheating by El_Duderin0 March 21, 2011

Shipmating 

To call a junior sailor over to where your standing or sitting with the intent of jacking him/her up (yelling at him/her) for a minor offense. The person shipmating must use a "come here" motion with their hand by opening and closing it in rapid succession. Shipmating is normally done only by senior enlisted (Chief Petty Officer) sailors.

One can "shipmate" multiple people/things at a time by holding up both arms and possibly a leg.

The shipmate may actually be anyone or anything. Drunk Chief's have been known to shipmate signs, coffee cups, beer bottles, or prostitutes.

Background: In the U.S. Navy the term "shipmate" is seen as mostly derogatory in nature. Normally one is only called shipmate when they are in trouble or have done something wrong. The term shipmating was coined to describe the act when a Chief jacks up a sailor by calling him shipmate and motioning for him to present himself by the "come here" motion with his hand.
That Chief just shipmated those sailors for shopping in their work uniform. He's really getting his shipmating down, I watched him jack up 20 sailors today.

"Hey, do you guys want to go shipmating today?" "We can jack some dudes up down at the Navy Exchange (department store)".
Shipmating by esleven April 28, 2011

shiteating cocksucker 

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.
"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

speating 

The combination of the words 'speed' and 'eating'.

To speed eat.

Created by Tubbo in his Valentine's Day 2021 stream after he speed ate.
He is so good at speating. I heard he can eat 3 hotdogs a minute.
speating by Mady0 February 14, 2021