Simp scale

A scale of 1-10 measuring the magnitude of a simp's simptitude

How do you rank on the Simp scale?

Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Simpathy

noun. feeling of pity for a simp

Yo, look at what this simp just posted on Instagram!

Ay, let him be man. As a former simp, I have simpathy for the guy.

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Simpaholics Anonymous

noun. a support group for simps who no longer wish to be simps, at times involving a self-imposed metaphorical recovery program

I don't want to hear about your ex man. It's been 6 months, stop being a simp.

Dude give me a break. I'm only on step 6 of Simpaholics Anonymous.

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Simpful

adjective. acting or being like a simp, having the characteristics of a simp

Bro, why did you do all those things for her?

I don't know man...but looking back, I was hella simpful

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Simptitude

noun. a way of thinking or feeling in the manner of a simp, typically one that is reflected in a simp's behavior

I don't know what to tell you man, my simptitude led to a lot of heartaches. That's on me my guy.

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Simphony

noun. a song that a simp listens to on repeat following a heartbreak

I was up all night listening to X. What a simphony.

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020