simpaholic

A sensitive bitch named Joe.

Hey, stop being such a simpaholic dude!

by Seterus June 2, 2016

Curbside Shopaholic

one who is excessively fond of browsing through and taking discarded items left for garbage pick up on the curbside to the point it becomes a habit.

A hoarder.

Knew she was a curbside shopaholic when I saw her car was packed with more boxes of unwanted trash items again.

by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011

swimaholic

a person who swims all the time. it's an addiction.

damn, she's always in the water. she's a swimaholic.

by swim.bike.run.love. December 22, 2008

shopaholic

a person who can't stop spending money at the mall

Guy #1: Whoa, that girl has like 50 shopping bags!
Guy #2: She's a shopaholic.

by Crazi_Chick June 1, 2006

shopaholic

A shopaholic is a person that loves shopping, and might even be addicted to it.

I think shopaholics rule!

by Isabelle vdv September 24, 2006

Simpaholics Anonymous

noun. a support group for simps who no longer wish to be simps, at times involving a self-imposed metaphorical recovery program

I don't want to hear about your ex man. It's been 6 months, stop being a simp.

Dude give me a break. I'm only on step 6 of Simpaholics Anonymous.

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Slimeaholic

Slimeaholics are people that are still obsessed with the trend from 2017, which is slime. They could have as many as 181 exactly, and trust me, they know the exact number. The slimes are their children and the amount they spent on slime material at Walmart could have probably paid for their college tuition. Their favorite place to be is Walmart or any place that has glue or shaving cream. They can make any slime that you can possibly imagine, and they are really good at it too.

Treston: How much slime does that slimeaholic that?
Kayley: You mean Desiree? I don't kno-
Desiree: 181 to be exact. But I'm going back to Walmart in 15 minutes to get more.

by StealUrManz August 12, 2018