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Being a sigma and a quagmire (usually in public rizzing up baddies).

The rizzler was sigmiring while he smacked that ass.

sigmiring by McRibbers August 1, 2024

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Simmering

The act of leaving someone's friend request on Facebook unanswered: i.e. neither accepting nor rejecting.

"She added me on Facebook, and I'm just letting her simmer there"

"Her friend request is simmering"

"Why have you just left me simmering on Facebook???"

Simmering by CJJC March 5, 2013

Related Words

sigmiring • simmering • sigmaing • simidinger • Similing • Simmering Chair • simmering starfish • Clothes Simmering

simmering

The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')

Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking.

simmering by Crebs January 15, 2010

simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole

Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano

simmering starfish by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017

simidinger

Someone who constantly is consumed with gay sex including farm animals

Get off my computer simidinger!!! You farm gay fucker!!!

simidinger by bosco2323 July 31, 2017

sigmaing

Thinking on a very high fucking level

I’m sigmaing this test right now

sigmaing by Thineee littleee oneee January 12, 2020

Similing

a very interesting word said by the one and only dant

“Imagine similing” said dant

Similing by Meeko/meeks February 20, 2024

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026