sigmiring

Being a sigma and a quagmire (usually in public rizzing up baddies).

The rizzler was sigmiring while he smacked that ass.

by McRibbers August 1, 2024

Simmering

The act of leaving someone's friend request on Facebook unanswered: i.e. neither accepting nor rejecting.

"She added me on Facebook, and I'm just letting her simmer there"

"Her friend request is simmering"

"Why have you just left me simmering on Facebook???"

by CJJC March 5, 2013

simmering

The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')

Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking.

by Crebs January 15, 2010

simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole

Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano

by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017

simidinger

Someone who constantly is consumed with gay sex including farm animals

Get off my computer simidinger!!! You farm gay fucker!!!

by bosco2323 July 31, 2017

sigmaing

Thinking on a very high fucking level

I’m sigmaing this test right now

by Thineee littleee oneee January 12, 2020

Similing

a very interesting word said by the one and only dant

“Imagine similing” said dant

by Meeko/meeks February 20, 2024