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Simmering 

The act of leaving someone's friend request on Facebook unanswered: i.e. neither accepting nor rejecting.
"She added me on Facebook, and I'm just letting her simmer there"

"Her friend request is simmering"

"Why have you just left me simmering on Facebook???"
Simmering by CJJC March 5, 2013

simmering 

The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')
Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking.
simmering by Crebs January 15, 2010

simmering starfish 

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole
Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano

simidinger 

Someone who constantly is consumed with gay sex including farm animals
Get off my computer simidinger!!! You farm gay fucker!!!
simidinger by bosco2323 July 31, 2017

sigmaing 

Thinking on a very high fucking level
I’m sigmaing this test right now
sigmaing by Thineee littleee oneee January 12, 2020
a very interesting word said by the one and only dant
“Imagine similing” said dant
Similing by Meeko/meeks February 20, 2024
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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