Simmering

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The act of leaving someone's friend request on Facebook unanswered: i.e. neither accepting nor rejecting.

"She added me on Facebook, and I'm just letting her simmer there"

"Her friend request is simmering"

"Why have you just left me simmering on Facebook???"

Simmering by CJJC March 5, 2013

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simmering

The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')

Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking.

simmering by Crebs January 15, 2010

simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole

Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano

simmering starfish by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017

Simmering Chair

A specially selected seating device (usually a chair) upon which the process of clothes simmering occurs.

Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his simmering chair.

Simmering Chair by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

Clothes Simmering

Aka, “simmering”: DFN: A process whereby new clothes, before they are first donned, are prepared by laying them out and displayed privately for use, both physically, mentally, and emotionally by their new owner.

Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.

Clothes Simmering by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

Clothes Simmering

Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.

Clothes Simmering by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

Clothes Simmering

Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.

Clothes Simmering by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026