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Smiling Bob 

Noun
Pronunciation: Smile-ing Bob

An erect penis in an inappropriate context
Guy 1: Shit, I was smiling bob throughout the entire sermon today in church.
Guy 2: Oh man, me too! I was smiling bob all while watching Barney when I had to babysit last night!
Smiling Bob by psycholilbunny July 9, 2010

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones 

Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom
One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones blinking at me from their latex prison...

smiling depression 

a term not largely known among people.
it is commonly described when you are so depressed inside yet you hide these aching emotions and appear to be happy and chipper to others. many people may confuse smiling depression with other things or may just classify it as being depressed but in fact it varies largely from being depressed.

in addition to being depressed: feeling numb inside, having a constant feeling of worthlessness, and not knowing what to do in life, when you are dealing with smiling depression people become even more confused from the constant role play of being happy to others. people with smiling depression want to get better but do not know what to do to console others, and most likely the disease of smiling depression must go away naturally because no one will help out the individual. seeing that no one knows of the persons true depressing thoughts.
"oh look at elaine she is always so happy!"

elaine's inner thoughts:"if only others knew how i truly felt. why do i always to showcase smiling depression? and not be able to show my true self"

Mountain of Smiling Bodies

An Abnormality from the games, Lobotomy Corporation, and Library of Ruina... A major pain in the ass if under equipped too
Guy: Man, I'd fuck the shit out of Mountain of Smiling Bodies
Me: Bro it's literally a carrion blob that would chomp off your dick off

Simulingus 

Simultaneously performing the act of cunnilingus and analingus on the same person during a threesome.
I had a threesome with a couple the other day where they performed simulingus on me. It was the best orgasm I ever had in a while
Simulingus by Ktom45 June 21, 2022

Both lips smiling 

A phrase from Tiktok β€œboth lips smiling” her face and 😸 lips smiling πŸ˜¨πŸ™πŸ½
β€œYou got both lips smiling right now πŸ˜‡πŸ™πŸ½β€

β€œGirl he’s so fine he got both my lips smiling πŸ˜œπŸ˜β€
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring β€” one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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