Any unplanned event that causes the closing of one
lane of traffic for 30 minutes or more, as opposed to a planned event
like road construction, which is planned separately. Colloquial to Southern
California
As I was stuck in traffic due to a SigAlert on the 405, I glanced up at the
SUV in
front of me (driven by a blonde bimbo, wouldn’t you know it) and saw a bumper sticker that read, “I want to be
Barbie — the bitch has everything!”