SGAF is an abbreviation standing for "Shits Gay as Fuck". It is not used in a way to devalue members of the LGBT community, however used in a way to call something bad or annoying.
I had to take a quiz on the difference between tablets and computers even though it is common knowledge to me, SGAF.
This is a magical house where anything can happen including orgies, BJ's, Sambo's, Drinking, Stealing, Glasses of water with doorbells, Plant toilets, Drugs, A man with a dodgy voice outside the batroom sayin "Lads ,Any coke ?" and much more.