30 definitions by bkdouble

lawn ball

Decorative lawn sculpture, properly called a Gazing Ball or Gazing Globe, popular in much of New England, consisting of a metal or concrete pedestal with a large colored mirror ball on top. Frequently seen in proximity to a bathtub jesus.
Lawn balls are a classy addition to any garden decor.
by bkdouble October 6, 2006
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docking station

A platform into which you can install a penis. Male, female, mouth, vagina, or asshole.
She's not that hot, but she'll do just fine as a docking station.
Foley was looking for a docking station on IM.
by bkdouble October 5, 2006
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Gay Head

A town located on Martha's Vineyard in Dukes County, Massachusetts, USA. The population was 344 at the 2000 census. It is known for its beautiful clay cliffs and quiet natural serenity, which has become less common in the heavily populated northeastern United States. The clay cliffs/beach are one of the few nude beaches left in the U.S. More recently, it has become celebrated as a center of Wampanoag culture and a center of pride and tradition amongst members of the tribe, who make up a majority of the town's residents.
On our last trip to the Vineyard, we spent the day swimming at Gay Head.
by bkdouble October 6, 2006
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art damage

a heightened state of being caused by overexposure to art school or the art world.

symptoms include: black jeans, black sweater, black shoes, striped stockings, dyed and/or spikey hair, residual paint or clay on clothes, glasses, custom welded bicycle, art car, unmatched hi-tops and/or socks, salvation army winter coat, leatherman

art damage should not be confused with goth or emo.
You dont have to be art damage to go to burning man, but it helps.
She's all art damage.
by bkdouble September 30, 2006
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stimulus package

1. red bull, porn, and a line of meth

2. dildo


1. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

2. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.
by bkdouble July 21, 2008
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pornosphere

The pornosphere is a dense layer of internet transport that is stratified in download speed, with faster layers higher up and slower layers farther down. This is in contrast to the spamosphere near the internet's surface, which is slower higher up and faster farther down. The pornosphere is situated between about 100 kbps and 1400 kbps at moderate connectivity. The pornosphere sits directly above the spamosphere and directly below the tunesosphere.

The vertical stratification, with faster layers above and slower layers below, makes the pornosphere dynamically stable: there is no regular convection and associated turbulence in this part of the internet.
As we can see on the map, a high pressure system was building up in the pornosphere today, which was moving from prague to moscow.
by bkdouble September 30, 2006
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cycles

Marketing wants to add a new feature and engineering pushed back claiming they don't have the cycles.
by bkdouble October 5, 2006
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