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Swankles 

When you have a long night out drinking and the next morning you have the alcohol diarrhea. Swankles occurs when you have liquid hot magma coming out for such a long period of time, that you start taking off clothes from sweating. Eventually you have to take your pants/shorts off from around your ankles due to excess sweating. The result is swankles.
Playing beer pong last night gave me swankles today.

swankling I started swankling in the grocery store when I couldn't find a bathroom.
Swankles by DrnorJ May 25, 2016
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Fookin' Shankled 

Drunk enough to enjoy a night at a really shitty club or party.
Olly: Where did u go on Friday?
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.
A nickname for fat slutty chicks. A cross between Skank, and cankles.
"Check out skankles over there, eating nachos with one hand and jacking a guy off with the other.
Skankles by lollerbuny August 16, 2007
to both spank and hug, and tackle someone at the same time, or in rapid succession. Usually used as shorthand in online chats.
/me spankles newguy123
spankle by ranger bill May 19, 2008
When that ass so nonexistent it goes straight from spine to ankle.
Yo, did you see that flat bitch Nicole, she got a spankle. I Don't know why he's even talking to her
Spankle by Charlotte Wong September 12, 2018