scankle 

The calves and ankles that have fused into two thick tree stump like legs of a dirty whore.

hey ho, put on some jeans and cover up those scankles.

scankle by 3M TA3 November 7, 2003

Swankles 

When you have a long night out drinking and the next morning you have the alcohol diarrhea. Swankles occurs when you have liquid hot magma coming out for such a long period of time, that you start taking off clothes from sweating. Eventually you have to take your pants/shorts off from around your ankles due to excess sweating. The result is swankles.

Playing beer pong last night gave me swankles today.

swankling I started swankling in the grocery store when I couldn't find a bathroom.

Swankles by DrnorJ May 25, 2016

rhys scandle 

a fag who gets salty

rhys scandle is so salty and hes a fag

rhys scandle by chode69420 January 19, 2018

scanket

A giant scarf that resembles a pensioners blanket. As worn by fashionable types that fear pneumonia. Often tartan and ridiculous.

Elizabeth's new tartan scanket gave her the appearance of a rescued passenger from an Edwardian ferry disaster.

scanket by Wazio February 12, 2014

Fookin' Shankled 

Drunk enough to enjoy a night at a really shitty club or party.

Olly: Where did u go on Friday?
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.

Fookin' Shankled by 123skiddy321 June 7, 2009

scandle 

is a term for when someone tries to be "cool" at myspace but expodentially fails.

kidfresh: hey did you see that lame bulletin scandle posted?

Alex: unfortunatly, your way better than him at myspace

scandle by kidFRESH April 29, 2008

Scandle 

A candle that is of scandalous nature such as those moulded into erotic forms or displayed inappropriately.

Did you see that scandle Oskar had alight in his window? Shocking!

Scandle by RAmor January 31, 2015