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I was watching some dumb horror movie last night and the one girl had a knife while hiding under her bed. The killer walked right past her and she didn't move! Bitch should've shankled him when she had the chance because she was a goner later.
Shankle by melafungus November 19, 2010
noun. Similar to a cankle, a horrible disfiguration of unfortunate chunky/fat people whose arms are thick extensions of their shoulders with no thinning of the arm to define the elbow or wrist. This condition is normally accompanied by equally as disturbing cankles or thankles.
damn, that shamoo girl's got cankles, thankles AND shankles!
shankle by slinke v roach December 10, 2004
A ritual that is widely practiced in Northern Pennsylvania. It is the act of a group of men masturbating into a water supply source and then that water being used by an unsuspecting victim.
Dude, shes about to take a shower. Little does she know though that she is about to receive a shankle all over her.
shankle by shitfacedfest October 16, 2008
When a group of guys get together and say dumb shit
There about to shankle them two over yander.simmer down no yall!!!
Shankle by Pallover July 12, 2017
a shankle is a dear friend loved by many and can be kept close to the heart.

Also responds to shan, shank,and occasionally shanky-panky.
Shankle likes to have a good time, and usually succeeds.
shankle by katage September 17, 2008
(verb) To shackle a person and then shank them.
I want to shankle Paris Hilton whenever I see her face.
Shankle by SHANKLAA January 10, 2010