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A woman who enjoys the finer memes in life. Usually found spitting on people in zoo.
That shyama spends all her time looking at internet memes and spitting on visitors.
shyama by ThatCatYouKnow June 13, 2017
Shamar is an amazing guy. He's shy at first but when you get to know him he turns into a stand up comedian. He's really popular, but only keeps a few real friends. He is really cute but doesn't always think so. When it comes to girls Shamar likes to stick to one at a time he's a nice guy and girls abuse that and he ends up being the one who always gets hurt, but hes forgiving. Shamar is really open minded and tries to understand other peoples point in an argument. When you really hurt tyren or make him mad if you're close to him he just wont show for a few days and avoid you, but if he doesnt like you he will go off and curse you out and wont care who's watching. He the kind of guy who likes everything straight foward, if you dont like him tell him he wont be mad. He can be the sweetest guy in a relationship but you have to show him love first so he knows he wont end up embarissing him self, hes not into the girl that flirts with everyone. All in all he's an amazing person and i love him.
Shamars are the best type of people
Shamar by NiceGuy100 April 12, 2018

Shyamalan Groan 

The one point in a movie trailer in which everyone watching it gives up all hope in the movie
"Wow, this trailer for 'Devil' actually looks pretty...oh, you have got to be kidding me!"

*Shyamalan Groan*
Shyamalan Groan by The Minn September 22, 2010
the bestest friend anyone could ever ask for.
she can be shy but she knows how to have a good time.
shamara has amazing beauty. guys want her and girls want to be her.
she will always be there for the ones she loves and is very trustworthy.
woaah that shamara girl is hotttt :)
Shamara by ilyborris May 8, 2009
She is someone who has the most beautiful smile and the kindest eyes.
She is tender but strong.Fragile but resilient.Intelligent yet silly.Mature and puerile.Compassionate and judicious.
She always stands up for people she loves and is the coolest friend ever. It is too difficult for any guy to not fall in love with a Shyamali.She is the purest , most beautiful soul there is.Her deep dark eyes and long dark hair are everything.
The girl playing with that kid is such a Shyamali , I think I am in love with her.
Shyamali by madbutmagic July 27, 2019

Cock Shaman

A creepy, so called “spiritual” male, who uses “spirituality” to try to get laid. Usually lurks at farmers markets, yoga studios, hot springs and drum circles. Uses a “spiritual” vibe as an attempted i nroad to young girls pants, as an excuse to act “touchy feely”, to engender trust, to elicit inappropriately long hugs, and to insert themselves into conversations or situations under the guise of being “wise” or “enlightened” or “spiritual”.

Is especially pernicious because they present themselves as trustworthy, progressive, sensitive, “woke”, enlightened individuals, when they’re just trying to wet their dicks like most guys. They are not honest with their intentions, relying instead on the emotional, psychological, and spiritual vulnerability of their targets.

This phenomenon is also highly correlated with virtue signalling, sjw’s, overt veganism, man buns, wearing sandals with sockets, and ostentatious liberalism.
My GF and I were having a nice evening at Esalen hot springs, until some Cock Shaman kept following us around and leering creepily.
Cock Shaman by UD Tk August 31, 2018
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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