shuttlebus 

The incursion of the thumb ...forcefully into the anus!!!!

Damn dude I was with that girl last night!!!!
..did you hit her with that shuttlebus....
Shiiiiit!!! You know I did!!!

shuttlebus by thebullis September 4, 2015

Scuttlebug 

Scuttlebugs are enemies in Super Mario, first seen in Super Mario 64

(User): What are the best enemies in Mario 64?
(User 2): I think its Scuttlebug.

Scuttlebug by DooDooFardLol April 26, 2021

Shuttlefucker 

One who has sex, or wishes to have sex, with the Space Shuttle.

That shuttlefucker is sticking his penis in the fore steering thruster exhaust port again.

Shuttlefucker by 3-I July 17, 2019

Shuttlefucking 

Having sex with the Space Shuttle.

"So I was shuttlefucking last night, and..."
"God damn it, John, stop fucking the shuttle. We just spent sixteen hours replacing the thermal ceramics after your last bout."

Shuttlefucking by 3-I July 20, 2019

Shuttlefucking 

1. Repeatedly moving from computer, to laptop, to computer, with disk in hand, because your company is too cheap to do anything wirelessly. And too stupid to address the compatibility issues between laptops and desktops.

Similar to moving room to room in the dorms looking for a lay and becoming similarly frustrated with the process.

2. May also be used to describe routing cable to address network wiring/config issues. Going from the server room, to the floor and back - switching this cable or that one - trying to get the computers on the network to communicate with each other.

1. "Why isn't that expense report uploaded yet?"

"I don't know, sir. Probably because I wasted an hour shuttlefucking, gave up and went home."

2. "After shuttlefucking around in the lab for six hours, we've concluded your network was infiltrated by squirrel chew, moisture, and a lazy system admin who didn't update security patches - like we told him to do a month ago."

Shuttlefucking by HerrM October 1, 2009

scuttlebutt 

Word on the street/rumor

Well the scuttlebutt around here is that you banged a whore for your first time.

scuttlebutt by Mike September 25, 2005

scuttlebutt 

1. (Slang) Gossip; rumor
2. (Nautical) A drinking fountain on a ship; a cask on a ship used to hold the day's supply of drinking water.
3. (noun) a report (often malicious) about the doings of other people

I was hanging out at the scuttlebutt, waiting to get some water when I heard some good scuttlebutt on Vern and an inflatable sheep.

scuttlebutt by message_tied_to_a_brick July 1, 2004