Shuttlefucking 

Having sex with the Space Shuttle.

"So I was shuttlefucking last night, and..."
"God damn it, John, stop fucking the shuttle. We just spent sixteen hours replacing the thermal ceramics after your last bout."

Shuttlefucking by 3-I July 20, 2019

Shuttlefucking 

1. Repeatedly moving from computer, to laptop, to computer, with disk in hand, because your company is too cheap to do anything wirelessly. And too stupid to address the compatibility issues between laptops and desktops.

Similar to moving room to room in the dorms looking for a lay and becoming similarly frustrated with the process.

2. May also be used to describe routing cable to address network wiring/config issues. Going from the server room, to the floor and back - switching this cable or that one - trying to get the computers on the network to communicate with each other.

1. "Why isn't that expense report uploaded yet?"

"I don't know, sir. Probably because I wasted an hour shuttlefucking, gave up and went home."

2. "After shuttlefucking around in the lab for six hours, we've concluded your network was infiltrated by squirrel chew, moisture, and a lazy system admin who didn't update security patches - like we told him to do a month ago."

Shuttlefucking by HerrM October 1, 2009

shuttlecocking 

the sliding movement of a cock within a condom

Can I please take it off? All this shuttlecocking is making me go soft.

shuttlecocking by Professor_Z August 7, 2020

shuttlecocking 

1)the act of fucking around
2) something done by a shuttlecocker

"Quit shuttlecocking over there and finish taking batting practice"

shuttlecocking by E-Z Ellis August 3, 2006

shufflefucking

when someone, usually a partner, says they clean up, but then hides all of your stuff you use the most.

Becky came over to clean and ended up shufflefucking everything.

shufflefucking by Malfuryon9 June 26, 2026