9 definitions by message_tied_to_a_brick

I did not know Bob was a felcher until he showed me a picture of him sucking cum out of another man's ass!
by message_tied_to_a_brick May 21, 2004
Get the Feltcher mug.
the opening line to and first indication of a completely fabricated story, usually loosely based on fact. Often told by submariners.
For real no shit, this guy I once knew fell into shaft alley and lost his leg to the bilge monster.
by message_tied_to_a_brick May 26, 2004
Get the for real no shit mug.
1. (Slang) Gossip; rumor
2. (Nautical) A drinking fountain on a ship; a cask on a ship used to hold the day's supply of drinking water.
3. (noun) a report (often malicious) about the doings of other people
I was hanging out at the scuttlebutt, waiting to get some water when I heard some good scuttlebutt on Vern and an inflatable sheep.
by message_tied_to_a_brick July 1, 2004
Get the scuttlebutt mug.
a strictly medical term, used to describe a patient or person that has delved into a realm of irrational, illogical and/or crazy thought processes; Affected with madness; insane to an exceeding degree characterized by weakness or feebleness; decrepit; broken; falling to decay; shaky; unsafe; foolish
See that guy trying to put that square peg into that round hole? I think he's gone coo coo for cocoa puffs!
by message_tied_to_a_brick June 30, 2004
Get the coo coo for cocoa puffs mug.
vague disclaimer used to describe a similarity between two unrelated subjects without making the two subjects appear to be too closely related
Did you notice that the movie "Point of No Return" is kinda sorta, not really like "La Femme Nikita?"
by message_tied_to_a_brick June 29, 2004
Get the kinda sorta, not really mug.
The act of treating a coffee cup, belonging to someone other than yourself, to a swipe of the dick around the rim, both sides. This makes the act of drinking from the cup like putting your cock in the coffee drinker's mouth.
Rector told me to get him another cup of coffee. I ain't his bitch, so I gave it a rim job.
by message_tied_to_a_brick July 26, 2004
Get the rim job mug.
The compartment in the front of a submarine designed to house "the goats" or enlisted personnel ranked E-7 or above. This compartment usually has a small berthing area and a small desk and a large coffee pot and a shitter. The activities contained within this space usually involves random urine testing, drinking coffee, stroking goats and general digging Navy life.
Damn, I have to go to the goat locker and take a whiz quiz. I sure hope Cheif Porter isn't up there!
by message_tied_to_a_brick June 29, 2004
Get the goat locker mug.