shumpz

A greasy booger turd. Also known as a booty goblin.

Man, I was so drunk last night.... I shumpzed in my underroos.

shumpz by Shumpz Magee February 26, 2019

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Shumpkin

Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

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As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!

Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair

Shumpkin by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016

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Unknown; something Dr. Peter Shumpmaker's ancestors no doubt built.

"...The guy is Dr. Peter Shumpmaker. Lord knows what a 'shump' is but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them." -Shoreleave

shump by Koros December 15, 2009

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dat girl is shumpty... you aint even shumty enough bruv

shumpty by criptonic September 10, 2006

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The act of taking a shower and a dump at the same time

Forgot to set my alarm so to save time I had to take a shump

Shump by Skaiderade April 5, 2015

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An All Around bitch ass nigger & kicks you out team you created

Hey bro don’t be a slumpzi

Slumpzi by MagicMan🖤 February 19, 2020