by Skaiderade April 06, 2015
by DeezBolas July 02, 2018
When you see your friend from a few feet away and as you go to shake his hand this awkward moment happens he gives you a fist bump, and you end up putting your hand on his fist.
by Srfaloha January 24, 2017
A shower and a dump at the same time. Shumps usually take place in the handicap showers at the pool that double as toilet stalls. The shumping process usually consists of the subject stripping down naked, grabbing the detachable shower head, and holding it over themselves as they drop logs. It's also environmentally friendly as long as you're not in California because the shower head can double as a bidet.
Jake: "Hey man, where were you?"
Tim: "I was taking a massive shump. Dude, my asshole has never felt cleaner."
Jake: "Holy bejesus, I gotta try that some time!"
Tim: "I was taking a massive shump. Dude, my asshole has never felt cleaner."
Jake: "Holy bejesus, I gotta try that some time!"
by Shwifty Supreme August 30, 2015
by Tom Alumyzs July 11, 2008
Shump or Shumpei doesn't have any clear definition. It's meaning has been lost over translation from the ancient world of Japanese. These days, Shumpei or shump can be referred to anything, as a noun, verb, or adjective.
"Let's go shump that nigga up!"
"I got me a 10 dollar shump the other night. Wow, she was worth it!"
"I got me a 10 dollar shump the other night. Wow, she was worth it!"
by Timmy Santino May 18, 2006
A cross between a pump and a shoe. they are going to be the next big thing, there are currently a nice pair of Fred Perry's available in Schuh but soon everyone will bring them out.
by THE BADASS DAN June 28, 2009