(Two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking
coffee in the office lounge on Monday morning)
Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?
Person
2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.
Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the
extra funds coming your way?
Person 2: I'm going to
help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?
Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.