The Lalani-Frank conjecture is an economic theory that states that the
potential for charitable actions is directly correlated to the amount of sex had.
In the
spirit of Lil
Wayne:
"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"
(
Two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking coffee in the office lounge on Monday morning)
Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?
Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.
Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the
extra funds coming your way?
Person 2: I'm going to
help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?
Person 1:
Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.