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Conjecture

An unproven statement believed to be true by the speaker.
I can’t prove or disprove a claim that most people offering definitions to Urban Dictionary are either retarded or pushing an agenda that contravenes the meaning, but after scrolling through the Assault Weapons page I would reasonably consider it isn’t conjecture to say so.
Conjecture by Mandatory Carry March 13, 2025

Collatz Conjecture 

Collatz Conjecture is a math equation created by mathematician Lothar Collatz in 1937. The math problem instructions are to input any number.

If the number is odd you multiply by 3 and add 1.

If the number is even you divide by 2.

You will soon end up in the 4, 2, 1 loop. This math problem has not been solved yet
Hey, do you know how to work the Collatz conjecture?

Lalani-Frank Conjecture 

The Lalani-Frank conjecture is an economic theory that states that the potential for charitable actions is directly correlated to the amount of sex had.

In the spirit of Lil Wayne:

"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"
(Two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking coffee in the office lounge on Monday morning)

Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.

Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?

Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?

Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.

json-conjecture 

A json-conjecture hypothesizes that proving the number of platonic forms to be infinity^infinity in number proves that math is real.
An injecture is the surface-area of the Vikaasian limit.

The json-conjecture is an injecture.

Proving the number of platonic limits to be uncountable would prove math is real.
json-conjecture by sandraxine September 6, 2020

Scibor's Conjecture

The notion hat if you have an original philosophical thought, there is a 90% chance some philosopher some number of centuries ago already coined that thought with his own name.
Matt: Yo dawg, you believe in God?
Dan: Nah bro, but I go to Church anyway just in case because then I go to heaven. I call it Dan's Clever Solution.
Matt: Bro that's Pascal's Wager right there tho dawg.
Dan: Shit, Scibor's Conjecture in action.

twin prime conjecture 

Twin primes are prime numbers which differ by exactly 2. The twin prime conjecture states that there are infinitely many twin primes—that is, there are infinitely many pairs of prime numbers (p, q), where p < q, such that q − p = 2.

The first few twin primes are (3, 5), (5, 7), (11, 13), (17, 19), (29, 31), (41, 43), ...
The twin prime conjecture is an important open question in number theory.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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