# conjecture

A statement, opinion, or conclusion based on guesswork...
Who uses this word anyways? I conjecture that no one does.
by Amanda Sitko August 16, 2005

## json-conjecture

A json-conjecture hypothesizes that proving the number of platonic forms to be infinity^infinity in number proves that math is real.
An injecture is the surface-area of the Vikaasian limit.

The json-conjecture is an injecture.

Proving the number of platonic limits to be uncountable would prove math is real.
by sandrashine September 7, 2020

## Scibor's Conjecture

The notion hat if you have an original philosophical thought, there is a 90% chance some philosopher some number of centuries ago already coined that thought with his own name.
Matt: Yo dawg, you believe in God?
Dan: Nah bro, but I go to Church anyway just in case because then I go to heaven. I call it Dan's Clever Solution.
Matt: Bro that's Pascal's Wager right there tho dawg.
Dan: Shit, Scibor's Conjecture in action.
by urban_philospher December 24, 2016

## Collatz Conjecture

Collatz Conjecture is a math equation created by mathematician Lothar Collatz in 1937. The math problem instructions are to input any number.

If the number is odd you multiply by 3 and add 1.

If the number is even you divide by 2.

You will soon end up in the 4, 2, 1 loop. This math problem has not been solved yet
Hey, do you know how to work the Collatz conjecture?
by Noah Armon June 2, 2022

## Trumpian Conjecture

1. An attempt to achieve a self-serving goal or objective by presenting an opinion or supposition about (something) on the basis of illogical and/or incomplete information.
2. Bullshit in disguise.
It is Trumpian Conjecture to state that a COVID-19 epidemic will only last three weeks.

## Lalani-Frank Conjecture

The Lalani-Frank conjecture is an economic theory that states that the potential for charitable actions is directly correlated to the amount of sex had.

In the spirit of Lil Wayne:

"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"
(Two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking coffee in the office lounge on Monday morning)

Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.

Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?

Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?

Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.
by Dr. Balfour Rohan Oglethorpe October 9, 2011

## json conjecture

A postulation that the number of platonic forms being uncountable is the last falsifiable statement in mathematics.
Json conjecture = injecture.

If the number of json-conjectures (platonic forms) is proven to be uncountable; mathematics will have been proven real.
by metawave September 7, 2020