Definitions by Certifiedshummiter2023

shummit 

When someone defecates, vomits, and ejaculates simultaneously, often a result of extreme stimulus such as listening to Free Bird, driving under the influence, or losing anal virginity.

Bro, I was booze cruising like 120 on the highway listening to Free Bird while having anal sex and shummited all over the Benz.

shummit by Certifiedshummiter2023 September 5, 2023