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When someone defecates, vomits, and ejaculates simultaneously, often a result of extreme stimulus such as listening to Free Bird, driving under the influence, or losing anal virginity.
Bro, I was booze cruising like 120 on the highway listening to Free Bird while having anal sex and shummited all over the Benz.
by Certifiedshummiter2023 September 5, 2023
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