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by SnIp3r7375 October 5, 2009
Get the shuhmi mug.The act of a ejaculating at the precise moment when a man initiates his bowel movement. This is a very difficult task and should be attempted with great caution.
Dan: Hey dude, is it possible to have an orgasm while pooping?
Joe: I don't know, go try.
Dan: Would that be considered shumming?
Joe: Yes.
Joe: I don't know, go try.
Dan: Would that be considered shumming?
Joe: Yes.
by Shummer February 11, 2012
Get the Shumming mug.Shahmi or better known as SAM is an amazing individual. Equipped with high level IQ, astonishing leadership qualities, very knowledgeable amongst his peers. Most people would often look to Shahmi for advice, inputs and opinions.
A: “I’ve been struggling with a problem and I just don’t know what to do.”
B: “Have you tried talking to Shahmi, he normally could sort these kind of things out for you.”
A: “Which plan do you think is the best decision for me to make?”
B: “Lets check with Shahmi and get his input on the matter!”
A: “I saw a girl being harassed on the train last night but couldn’t do anything about it, because I was afraid”
B: “Luckily Shahmi was there, he saved that girl in a matter of seconds.”
B: “Have you tried talking to Shahmi, he normally could sort these kind of things out for you.”
A: “Which plan do you think is the best decision for me to make?”
B: “Lets check with Shahmi and get his input on the matter!”
A: “I saw a girl being harassed on the train last night but couldn’t do anything about it, because I was afraid”
B: “Luckily Shahmi was there, he saved that girl in a matter of seconds.”
by Dr. Richard Fyneman November 16, 2020
Get the SHAHMI mug.One of the most AMAZING anime characters ever. He is from the hit anime/manga Bleach and is possibly the sexiest character on the tv show. He is strong and independent. He is very smart, having a position in the 13 court gaurd squads before he graduated. He is a very talented shinigami. He currently has the position of Lieutenant of Squad 9. He has a scar and tattoos most distict a '69' on his face which he got in inspiration from someone who save his life when he was younger. The three scars across his left eye are from a hollow attack when he and two others were training a group of shinigami trainees. His fellow teachers dead, he stayed behind to distracthe hollow to let the trainees escape. The hollow slashed his eye. On his arms and around his neck he has exploding tattoos. He has yet to achive bankai and his zanpakuto is sort of rouge. He plays guitar and has written 3 books. He even brought a motercycle back from the World of the Living.
Shinigami 1: Look at that it's Shuhei Hisagi!
Shinigami 2: I know! He's the Lieutenant of Squad 9!
Shinigami 1: Isn't Shuhei just amazing?
Shinigami 2: He's a very respectable person.
Shinigami 2: I know! He's the Lieutenant of Squad 9!
Shinigami 1: Isn't Shuhei just amazing?
Shinigami 2: He's a very respectable person.
by Vulf December 23, 2012
Get the Shuhei Hisagi mug.The friendliest girl you could ever hope to meet. She is one of the most modest friends you could have, and is always willing to provide advice when in times of need. Shumi is the type of person that will always support you and remain by your side no matter what happens. Even if you begin to get on her nerves, she'll remain calm and continue overwhelming you with endless acts of kindness that you know can never be repaid. Not only is she extremely intelligent, but she's always happy to enjoy a good game or competition and will unfailingly leave a smile on your face. However, you should always be careful while in her presence because she will constantly shower you with compliments and deliberately let you win games in order to make you feel better and brighten your day. She loves to tease you and make lame jokes, but that is what makes her unique: it is what makes her special. While Shumi is one of the brightest teachers you could encounter, she is certainly not afraid to have fun and make you laugh regardless of your surroundings. She may suffer from short-term memory loss, although the memories you two share together will never be forgotten as she is such an incredible individual, and her caring and considerate personality will leave a positive impact on your life. If you are ever fortunate enough to spend time with Shumi, cherish it and never take her for granted because she is one of few flowers in a world of weeds.
by CooolBeeans July 1, 2018
Get the Shumi mug.One of the best enstars ships. People who say it's toxic can go suck a di or sum idk. We all know that their relationship had a big development and Shu acknowledged what he did and now has a healthy relationship with Mika
A: Someone told me Shumika is toxic today
B: Dont take that seriously, they both acknowledged what Shu did and now they have a healthy relationship.
B: Dont take that seriously, they both acknowledged what Shu did and now they have a healthy relationship.
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