Shtwitter 

Twittering while shitting.

Hey guys I'm totally shtwittering right now, plus I'm a faggot!

Don't bother me while I'm shtwittering BITCH!!!!

I've been shtwittering so long my asshole burns.

Shtwitter by Kutronic July 30, 2010

skin-shitter 

One who has recently received an experimental COVID vaccine or gene therapy, and goes around shedding viruses and nanotech on the general public, often while getting their free Krispy Kreme donut.

I saw that skin-shitter James at the bar last night. That juiced-up virus factory was shedding all over everyone.

skin-shitter by eggplant boi May 21, 2021

shitterally 

To soil one's undercrackers so badly that they have to be destroyed with immediate effect. This is normally 'achieved' by sharting too forgivably.

Errr darling. Can you go get me a clean pair of cacks please. I've quite shitterally soiled these ones.

shitterally by ShittierJokes October 16, 2017

Critter shitter 

A nasty, smelly toilet.

GAWDDDD, Bruto has a real critter shitter in his apartment!

Critter shitter by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

sidewalk shitter 

a person who defecates, usually out of dire necessity, on public walkways.

When going out in L.A., you're lucky if you don't have to pay to pee. Therefore, it shouldn't come as a surprise when nature calls and a sidewalk shitter starts doing his business out in the open.

sidewalk shitter by D.S. Credito March 1, 2015

Swiss Shitter

A term popularized by the Chuffed community of r/WatchesCirclejerk to refer to a stupidly overpriced swiss watch.

Husband: Honey, we are going to the Swiss Shitter AD
Wife: We?
Husband: yes, I need to get the new Rowleks submariner Superlaxitive chronometer certified
Wife: can't you buy a pagani design that is available at teddybulbasaur.com ?
Husband: no, I can only afford the homage, and get your panties ready for the AD
Wife: why?
Husband: you'll know when we get there.

Swiss Shitter by The Casio collector August 25, 2021

Designated Shitter 

When a men's bathroom stall in a high traffic restroom is assigned for shitting only.

In order to prevent patrons from urinating on the toilet seat, we are making the first stall in our men's room a 'designated shitter.'

Designated Shitter by Robert Sacamano November 17, 2014