shoit

When you are in a position where you do not have the proper tools or equiptment to accomplish a task or job.

After taking a dump I realized I was in a shoit because I was out of toilet paper.

by muffinking July 10, 2007

shoit

ghetto term for shit; someone who thinks they have swag is considered to be this; when you think your better than everyone else; if youre white, you wouldnt know

Wow look at erin...she thinks shes the shoit.

by heyyerin June 9, 2011

shoit

Get out of work by excuses, shirk

He shoited out of work today.

by 4E5V6A7n 4yvc8896o87u755t976u6 January 9, 2019

Shoit

A failed attempt at throwing/kicking something a great distance. A word typically used by athletes.

Shoit! I missed the net!

by dakjsdhkjhsfjk August 6, 2018

shoit

Used instead of "shi*". To make stuff PG clean.

Me- *stubs my toe* SHOIT!!
Friend- holy shoit man it's bleeding!!
Me- OW WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Friend- oh shit I can see the bones and organs!!!!!!
Me- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? GET ME IN A HOSPITAL!!AFAHPUSJ
Friend- AIGHT IM GOIN ALRIGHT???

by The Neighbour's Kid May 27, 2020

Shoit

Shitting and shooting someone both at the same time or shooting yourself and shitting yourself simultationsly

"I'm going to shoit myself" Said John,

"No don't do it" said his mother

by Dr. Nefario October 16, 2020

Shoit

A cop out for a certain potty word meaning turd.

"You ran out of laxatives? Shoit!"
"Dog shoited on me :("

by pseudouwo July 28, 2021