twittering
twittering by lies03 May 1, 2008
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twittering
A vigorous oscillatory movement of the middle and ring fingers used inside the vaginal cavity. Must last longer than 15 seconds, because it is to make a point, not finish anything. Often used as a substitue for foreplay by finance majors.
twittering by NoPhilo June 10, 2009
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Twittering
"Twittering" is a word mistakenly used to describe the action of posting a comment on Twitter. It is primarily said by people who have never used Twitter before, and only heard about it from and friend or a T.V show.
The proper word would be "tweeting" (see tweeting)
The proper word would be "tweeting" (see tweeting)
Hey man, did twitter that message to your friends? - Guy 1
No, but I tweeted the post to my followers... - Guy 2
I think I'm going to be twittering this link to everyone I know! - Guy 1
It's called tweeting... - Guy 2
No, but I tweeted the post to my followers... - Guy 2
I think I'm going to be twittering this link to everyone I know! - Guy 1
It's called tweeting... - Guy 2
Twittering by The Mysterious Mister M April 27, 2010
twittering
A word by people who don't actually use twitter and are probably 20 years too old to be using twitter in the first place. Whenever used, they are referring to the word "tweet", but learned about twitter from a day-time talk show hosted by a 40-year-old woman who wants to tell parents what their kids are -really- doing every week.
Brian: Hey, are you twittering?
John: No, I'm tweeting that one more person who has no idea of what twitter is just commented on it.
John: No, I'm tweeting that one more person who has no idea of what twitter is just commented on it.
twittering by Josh9001 April 6, 2009
twittering
Glib approach to a complex problem. Skimming along the surface. Simple-minded approach. Using shortcuts and platitudes.
While millions lost their homes to foreclosures, it seemed like Congress was mainly twittering. There were no signs of active, meaningful assistance.
Nero twittered as Rome burned.
Nero twittered as Rome burned.
twittering by Songpoet January 27, 2011
live twittering
In real life when you randomly yell out what you're doing at the moment so that everyone can hear you. This normally makes you look insane.
Examples of live twittering...
Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."
At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."
At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."
Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."
At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."
At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."
live twittering by deathwish124 July 3, 2009
Verbal Twittering
I'm watching the game on TV while my wife is on the other sofa verbal twittering. I have no idea what she's saying and it's unlikely she'll stop anytime soon to notice.
Verbal Twittering by musleh June 18, 2009
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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