joost

A great achievement or accomplishment.

Last week you had a big joost!
That guy has made a great joost!

by Greetzz March 15, 2008

joost

The best, coolest, hottest fucking dude you'll meet.

Joost is so cool! I wanna suck his dick!

by J-Foose February 21, 2018

joost

A shitty program that lets you watch crappy TV over the interwebs. Only available if you run windows or Mac OSX.

Guy 1. "Hey, have you checked out Joost?"
Guy 2. "No, but I heard its more useless than a mules sack, I think I'll stick with hulu or megavideo."

by crazy1291 March 02, 2009

joost

A failure, not just an ordinary type of failure, an epic failure.

You are the biggest joost ever.
You're such a bleeping joost.
I've never seen anyone joost as badly as you.

by Jimmy Ray Cyrus February 12, 2008

joost

Another word for nerd

is commonly found in a habitat which contains memorabilia, merchandise, and other displays of worship towards the following: star wars, harry potter, megaman. has been spotted engaging in a peculiar form of cannibalism (i.e, eating large pieces of skin off of the surface of his own face).

dude1: "so what have you been up to this weekend?"

dude2: "I stood in line to get the new Harry Potter book while wearing my starwars pajama and playing megaman on my Nintendo DS"

dude1: "you're acting joosty today. all you need to do now is consume some dry flakes off of your scalp"

dude2: "can't, i ate it all last night...."

dude1: "have some of mine."

by Kill all Joost November 22, 2005

Joosting

When two men run at each other naked with their dicks out.

"Man, Patrick and Holden had a joosting contest On Crossing Swords. Patrick won! It was a hilarious sight!"

by Known2Bite June 17, 2020

Joost

An extremely hot person who gets all the hot chicks.

Megan Fox is so Joost

by sdfjsddf May 09, 2010