shriveled up 

When a man hears this the first thing he thinks of is what the cold does to his wanker. Women think its funny but men don't because that's not what his normal flaccid penis looks like.

Joe's penis was all shriveled up like a raisin from the cold but when he got into the hot tub just the opposite happened.

shriveled up by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode 

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode 

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025

Shrivel Up and Die 

An insult used by internet trolls and tryhards who use death threats. Basically the troll/troll wannabe hates the person hates so much they want them to shrivel up and die in a horrible manner.

Emily said 'I hate you Drmusic2, I want you to Shrivel Up and Die!'.

Shrivel Up and Die by MM132 September 7, 2019

shrivel up your dick 

Your dick will be soft as shit. Most use in behaviors

Ayo stop smoking it will shrivel up your dick.

shrivel up your dick by bigdickivan September 19, 2022