It is a state of being, where it is cold, and someone pants you and your dick and balls are very shrunken.
Eric Powell often has very shriveled dick and balls.
Dude, why would you do that when my dick and balls are shriveled
Dude, why would you do that when my dick and balls are shriveled
by Chrisobell February 7, 2009
Get the Shriveled mug.Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.
by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017
Get the shriveled dick mug.Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"
by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009
Get the shriveled dick cold mug.When a man hears this the first thing he thinks of is what the cold does to his wanker. Women think its funny but men don't because that's not what his normal flaccid penis looks like.
Joe's penis was all shriveled up like a raisin from the cold but when he got into the hot tub just the opposite happened.
by jimmybomm December 3, 2020
Get the shriveled up mug.When an uncircumcised man ejaculated inside the vagina of his lover, then just left his penis inside of her for so long that the man’s willy is now completely flaccid and both partners are now struggling to keep the cooked spaghetti noodle inside of her pocketbook, a task in which both involved will inevitably fail.
by ¡Itsyaboidepression! September 29, 2019
Get the shriveled cucumber mug.A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?
Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025
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Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?
Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025
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