shritalism 

Movement created by Shrita, the Godess of mauritian adverbs. This movement firmly believes that olives are vegetables. Being always right is a condition in order to be called a shritalist.

Shritalism is coming!

shritalism by A shritafan July 6, 2017

serialism 

By the Late Romantic period music had become so bad and so long that it was decided it was no longer to be left in the hands of people (prone to emotional outburst roughly akin to public masturbation), and the responsibility was to be passed to maths. This was because numbers don’t have feelings and are less likely to harbor delusions of grandeur.

"I just heard Gurre-Lieder, What the f*ck was that? That's a year of my life I'll never see again. Perhaps serialism will be shorter and make more sence"

serialism by kiss my leitmotif May 15, 2009

sexitalism 

Sex capitalism a term describing the porn industry and it's funding.

Sexitalism is the sensual side of capitalism

sexitalism by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg July 14, 2014

Serialism 

A pointlessly painful way for intellectuals to pretend that they can write so-called music. Enjoyed by people who, for instance, place bits of cow turd onto the end of a stick and hang it above their mantelpiece, asserting that it is a metaphor for existentialism in Barnsley.

Serialism is painful rubbish.

Serialism by Viola Tragic July 22, 2006

serialism 

One of the worst ideas in classical music (the other being minimalism), serialism takes the most mechanical form of atonality, dodecaphony and bases not just pitches, but dynamics, register, and rhythm on rows that the composer inverts and manipulates to create so-called music. It's like writing a book by taking a sentence and rearranging the letters into every possible way except the one that makes any sense.

The result is a chaotic, soulless mess that sounds like two cats clawing eachother to death. Serialism requires little real talent since no matter how you do it, the result will always sound the pretty much the same. It is not unreasonable to speculate that serialism was invented by composers who had no real ability or skill and needed a way to cover that fact up. Serialism is a disgrace to classical music and makes even rap sound great in comparison.

Only terrible composers like Pierre Boulez bother with serialism.

serialism by Eddy1701 April 6, 2006

phone serialism 

The phenomenon of two or more telephones in an office or at home ringing at, or nearly at, the same time with irritatingly dissonant musical intervals such as seconds and augmented fourths. The term "serialism" is a musical term meaning the technique whereby pitches from a tonal series, or row, are used to form a work, usually atonal, emphasizing said series.

Oh, man, it's really getting busy in the office right now. There's phone serialism going on now---the phones are ringing off the hook!

phone serialism by pentozali May 23, 2006

Serialism 

It is something that the composers in the 20th century can think about.
It is something that has been studying in the music conservatory.
It is something that can be use as tool by composers.

You can replace it with "Something" when you think it might be "serialism". It works. Don't take a risk of being an idiot.

A: What is that music ?!?!?!
B: It is Serialism. Oh yeah, it sounds like Serialism.
A: Really?
C: No dude, it is Bach's Fugue in B minor.

or

A: What is that music ?!?!?!
B: It is something. Oh yeah, it sounds like something.
A: Oh yeah.
C: Right.

Serialism by DJ. ACID May 28, 2013