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The act of cumming as many times as possible as fast as possible, regardless if aroused or not. May be regarded as the opposite to edging.

A master shpleeter has the ability to cum on command without the need to masturbate.
“He shpleeted so much, his dick feel off”

“I can shpleet with no hands
shpleet by Another gay man December 13, 2023
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The collective insect carnage on your windshield and/or front fender normally resulting from extended drive times through rural areas.
I can hardly see the road through the spleet on my windshield!
Spleet by vth May 1, 2008
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Shpleedill 

A shpleedill occurs when a person slides their fingers underneath another person's chin. You start with an open hand under the chin, slowly close your fingers into a fist started with your pinky. As you are you doing that the fingers are sliding underneath the person's chin. As if tapping your fingers on the desk impatiently but on a chin.
Oh shit did you see jimmy get shpleedilled? He didnt even see it coming!!

Now that was a good shpleedill, your fingers were at best extension.
Shpleedill by Kraus Kuko November 1, 2008
Spleet coming from the word "Sweet" but the more "leet" version of it.
Damn, this flash animation is flipping spleet!

shpleeeeeeen 

a fun way of saying 'spleen' which is a large dark-red oval organ on the left side of the body. Must be said in a high pitched squeeky voice for full effect.
person 1: 'man i am bored...'
person 2: 'shpleeeeeeen'
shpleeeeeeen by abby999 November 5, 2005
Used to describe something good, enjoyable, or fun.
“Yo come over, tonight’s gonna be fun af
“Sounds shleet, I’ll be there soon.”
Shleet by PMHS St. Aug FL November 19, 2018

Shleeter 

Another way to say the word shit! It can be used in many ways.
If I catch another motherfucker talking shleeter about Chief Keef, I'm beating they ass I'm not fucking playing no mo!
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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