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shpleet

The act of cumming as many times as possible as fast as possible, regardless if aroused or not. May be regarded as the opposite to edging.

A master shpleeter has the ability to cum on command without the need to masturbate.
“He shpleeted so much, his dick feel off”

I can shpleet with no hands
by Another gay man December 13, 2023
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Spleet

The collective insect carnage on your windshield and/or front fender normally resulting from extended drive times through rural areas.
I can hardly see the road through the spleet on my windshield!
by vth May 1, 2008
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Shpleedill

A shpleedill occurs when a person slides their fingers underneath another person's chin. You start with an open hand under the chin, slowly close your fingers into a fist started with your pinky. As you are you doing that the fingers are sliding underneath the person's chin. As if tapping your fingers on the desk impatiently but on a chin.
Oh shit did you see jimmy get shpleedilled? He didnt even see it coming!!

Now that was a good shpleedill, your fingers were at best extension.
by Kraus Kuko November 1, 2008
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spleet

Spleet coming from the word "Sweet" but the more "leet" version of it.
Damn, this flash animation is flipping spleet!
by Derek of llamalords.com March 7, 2005
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shpleeeeeeen

a fun way of saying 'spleen' which is a large dark-red oval organ on the left side of the body. Must be said in a high pitched squeeky voice for full effect.
person 1: 'man i am bored...'
person 2: 'shpleeeeeeen'
by abby999 November 5, 2005
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Shleet

Used to describe something good, enjoyable, or fun.
“Yo come over, tonight’s gonna be fun af”
“Sounds shleet, I’ll be there soon.”
by PMHS St. Aug FL November 19, 2018
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Shleeter

Another way to say the word shit! It can be used in many ways.
If I catch another motherfucker talking shleeter about Chief Keef, I'm beating they ass I'm not fucking playing no mo!
by Harrisonbecausehesbadass May 19, 2017
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