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Spindleshank 

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).
Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."
Spindleshank by VanCaspel August 7, 2016
An obbrevation of the name Sean Hindle. He is a very intelligent man, a fighter against the thot army, and is incredibly skilled at Fortnite. An absolute unit of a lad.
"Shindle is incredibly good at Fortnite and is a beastly human being"
Shindle by videfluffy October 24, 2018

Spindledick

1.) A rather non-impressive specimen of the male genitals. Not at all well-endowed. A needle dick, wee willie winky.

2.)A pathetic man, who attempts to compensate for his tiny penis by degrading others.

3.) Expletive.
I hear that her ex-husband was a real spindledick!

What a !@#@# spindledick!

The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.
Spindledick by Tiny Eyes July 30, 2008

Shwindle 

I shwindled a drunk chick last night.

My gay lover shwindled me.
Shwindle by ~Jiggle-Muffin~ April 23, 2008

Shpinkle 

when you cum and poop at the same time.
I just had a SHPINKLE bro!!
Shpinkle by JOJO203 November 26, 2022

Black spindle

One of the best Snipers of destiny In TKK Usually Obtaining it from the daily story mission Lost to light
Hey i just got the Black spindle i am so happy!