The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.

I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.

shtinkle by Nethageraba July 25, 2012

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Shwinkledoff

When you shit in her mouth and piss in her nose causing her to have a five course meal.

Yo bro, me and my girl did a shwinkledoff.

Shwinkledoff by eatassIdo November 21, 2018

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Shrinkle

A extremely shrunken male part or just a small one

Tom go to the doctor and have i check your shrinkle it shouldn't be that small.

Shrinkle by Duvalhomegrown September 15, 2018

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ShfinkleHiemer

A ShfinkleHiemer is a ridiculously obese chicken, preparing for the D.

OMG Jibble, it’s a ShfinkleHiemer!

ShfinkleHiemer by Lemonsareok November 28, 2018

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spinkleton

A under-ground rock band named "Spinkleton"

"Have you heard the new spinkleton album?"

"Hell yeah! I love it!"

spinkleton by ash038 June 3, 2022

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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