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shpinkle 

The act of shitting and cumming at the same time...
last night when this chick was eating my cheeks I shpinkled
shpinkle by SHPINKLE GANG November 26, 2022
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The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.
I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.
shtinkle by Nethageraba July 25, 2012

Shwinkledoff

When you shit in her mouth and piss in her nose causing her to have a five course meal.
Yo bro, me and my girl did a shwinkledoff.
Shwinkledoff by eatassIdo November 21, 2018

Shrinkle 

A extremely shrunken male part or just a small one
Tom go to the doctor and have i check your shrinkle it shouldn't be that small.
Shrinkle by Duvalhomegrown September 15, 2018

ShfinkleHiemer 

A ShfinkleHiemer is a ridiculously obese chicken, preparing for the D.
OMG Jibble, it’s a ShfinkleHiemer!
ShfinkleHiemer by Lemonsareok November 28, 2018

spinkleton 

A under-ground rock band named "Spinkleton"
"Have you heard the new spinkleton album?"

"Hell yeah! I love it!"
spinkleton by ash038 June 3, 2022