showqueer 

1. somebody who is a member of a show choir, since show choir is really gay.
2. A guy in show choir who is obviously gay because he likes to parade around flamboyantly in front of many people, usually smiling like a bitch, and sometimes even wearing makeup. Also usually in the closet.
3. Another word for showchoir

1. Hey look at those showqueer's, their curly hair looks really queer-like.
2. Oh jesus, he's singing with make up on and...oh god he's smiling like a bitch...SHOWQUEER.
3. So how was showqueer this weekend faggot?

showqueer by saveferris199 January 24, 2009

Shitqueer 

First identified in the trans community, a shitqueer is someone who self-appointed outsider status as justification for being a social parasite.

Shitqueers believe that every problem in their lives can be excused because they are (or claim to be) part of an oppressed minority.

Conflict arises when equally oppressed but mysteriously more functional and happy people bring up the harsh truth that being transgender is not an excuse for your endless drama and personal problems.

This makes shitqueers furiously angry!

They then launch into a cycle of appointing themselves members of more and more oppressed minorities (on tumblr) while simultaneously attacking people within those groups for refusing to enable them (on tumblr).

Person A: "As a trans person, society oppresses me for my love of freaky sex and smoking meth. Otherwise I would have a job."

Person B: "I'm trans and I have a job."

Person A: "FUCK YOU TRUSCUM. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE AN TRANSETHNIC ASEXUAL OTHERKIN CAT PRINCE."

Person B: "You are a shitqueer."

Shitqueer by L_and_scape July 4, 2014

Shitqueer 

Shitqueers (or dirtqueers) are mean, shitty, entitled queers.

Combine the hygiene of a crust punk with the politics of a social justice warrior and you pretty much have it.

Lady: "Sorry Pronoun, but you can't crash on my couch for another month."

Shitqueer: "You are oppressing meeeeeeee!"

Shitqueer by CHOBITCOIN November 16, 2014

shaqueera 

1. Taking, transcending, transforming to/with the queer goodness that flows from Shakira.
2. Whatever

OMG, Taylor's got a nice shaqueera and is glowing so shaqueera-ee.

Oh those white-privilege cis dude gay fuckwads, let's sprinkle shaqueera all over their lives.

shaqueera by g-w May 20, 2011

shaqueer 

The northern Texas way to say "terrorist"

you: Yo! Shaqueer
shaqueer: My name is Jehardesummaka

shaqueer by cmkani October 25, 2007

snowqueen

A girl, woman, lady that is a warm and hot character on teh inside, but is initially a little hard to break into.

She was a real snowqueen, but she thawed once I'd warmed her up.

snowqueen by The Mamma with the Quan December 16, 2007

shaqueera 

A flamboyant gay male, who spends his time shaking his booty like the female pop star shakira.

Robert, quit being such a shaqueera!

shaqueera by Invar Blixt July 20, 2008