shovel ass 

a rude comment directed towards woman who get fucked in the ass hole multiple times a day

"wow..what a fucking shovel ass!"

"hey.. nice shovel ass"

shovel ass by dick vandingo. March 27, 2009

stick a shovel up my ass

To give someone a hard time or a lot of attitude.

I hate him! Every time he sees me, he tries to stick a shovel up my ass.

stick a shovel up my ass by House-elf December 10, 2010

ass shove 

1. Penetrating someone anally with a hand
2. (in media) Counteracting an ass pull move
3. When a writing/film company rejects a story that came out of someone's ass and tells them to scrap the said horrible idea.

1. You better shut it, or I'll give you an ass shove that will make you cry for centuries.
2. Oh, I see that you have decided to use the Ass Pull Technique. You fail! I'll use my very first attack to give you an ass shove, and literally send that attack to your ass!
3. You think that story is a godsend? That story obviously looks like it was farted from someone's ass! Better do an ass shove or I'll do it for you.

ass shove by StaffelIX June 24, 2015

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Shove it up your ass 

An insult that is used to show disinterest, or frustration. To dismiss a wrongful statement or action.

Bill Gates: I have so much more money than you!
Random person: Go shove it up your ass!

Shove it up your ass by rallala June 2, 2008

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

Shove it up your ugly ass 

Quote from the video Big Bell Hell's

Find a better deal? SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! That's right! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!

Shove it up your ugly ass by McDonnell Douglas MD-11 June 12, 2018