shotcunt 

when you call shotgun, but for a threesome. Its supposed to mean double penetration, like you get the asshole.

Like, when you riding in a car, and you yell, "Shotgun!"
but its not for cars. Its for threesomes. And assholes.

"yo, Kevin, I call shotcunt on Becky!"

shotcunt by dumbfgtmandudeperson November 21, 2016

Shitcunt 

The anus of a man or woman during the act of anal sex. First referred to on L4L's 2001 album, The TGTBT LP. More specifically on the track "Office Reunion."

George: Ali, let me ask you a hypothetical question...do you want your job to last?!!!

Ali: Yes, George.

George: Then you'll shove that small little Pakistani dick up my fuckin' shitcunt!

Shitcunt by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021

Shitcunt 

The Word shitcunt describes the worst kind of person, a dickhead, a cunt, a shit head, a twat, a prick, a pedo all these combined to create the shitcunt.

You see that Shaun Dennis over there, he is such a fucking shitcunt

Shitcunt by ahhyeahWakeupyeah December 16, 2010

shitcunt 

The most sarcastic, abusive, shitty cunt there is, globally recognised for his or her cuntishness.

That mph, what a complete shitcunt

shitcunt by Fade_and_Die May 23, 2006

Shitcunt 

A person who makes a bad situation worse.

"Donger started complaining about the food, although it was all there was, seeing as they were shipwrecked, what a shitcunt!"

Shitcunt by THE original Cunty November 6, 2013

shitcuntitis 

Disease is commonly found in males & females between the ages of 15 through 25. Similar to the common 'asshole' sufferers of Shitcuntitis diminish the life expectancy of all around them by their unpleasant personality. Unfortunately there is no known cure to this disease.

The disease has been recently popularized in the beginning of 2011 by sufferer Ben, and previously by the entire cast of Jersey Shore, although appearing to hold a deep running hatred for sufferers of Shitcuntitis Ben is yet to discover that he actually has the worst known case of this debilitating disease to date, and will continue to become more of a shitcunt as the years go on. We can only pray he overcomes this disease. Our prayers are with you Ben, we can only hope you can pull your head out your ass before the disease well and truly takes over.

shitcuntitis by .abigoldfuckyou. April 13, 2011

Shitcunt blues 

1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.

a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."

b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.

c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.

Shitcunt blues by munkeylegend December 8, 2013