shortular 

of or retaining to short-like pants.

I discarded my shortular module.

shortular by epicpeach May 28, 2010

Shortland Street 

The TV show that most New Zealanders love or hate. If you hate Shortland Street and you live in New Zealand then you should go commit die

John I hate Shortland Street
Tyler Go commit uninstall life

Shortland Street by Shortland Street November 9, 2019

Shortboard 

A skateboard with the wheels of a longboard. Big wheels on a small - shorter board.

"Dude don't you love my longboard?"
"No, I prefer my shortboard."

Shortboard by PowderQueen April 5, 2009

shortlands 

epic suburban area between beckenham and bromley. quite possibly the next world power. full of very awesome people and great connections to london, sevenoaks, orpington etc. probably safer than your local police station.

"you wanna go to shortlands?"
"where else? xD"
"the empire shall prevail!"

shortlands by toast man March 28, 2010

Shortarse 

A person who is short in stature and is a complete and utter ARSE!

See Nick Williams for an example.

Shortarse by Mousels January 6, 2005

Shortarm 

Pulling your hand inside of your sleeve, and then using that hand to hold a cold beer in order to prevent said hand from getting cold. The result is one arm appearing shorter than the other.

"Hey Phil do you have a can koozie? My beer is way too cold to hold bare handed."

"Why don't you just shortarm your beer?"

"Thanks. This works great!"

Shortarm by kingdomcome50 April 10, 2010

Scrotularly 

Thinking it terms of one's ballsack. Putting the sack before all other priorities. Ball-bias.

I wanted to focus on my studies, but I kept thinking scrotularly, in the end i ended up with some sweet sexual intercourse.

Scrotularly by Stephen Jouflas May 23, 2005