Shortard
Shortard by The_678th_CoolGuy February 20, 2023
Related Words
Shortard • shartard • Shertard • shootard • Shoptard • Shorttard • shotard • short and curlies • Short-arse • short arm
Shertard
A shertard is someone who posts on the MMA forum sherdog.
You can usually tell a shertard apart from a regular poster as they're around 14 - 17yrs old, live in their parents basement, make outlandish statements and act like armchair quarterbacks. They hate the UFC and dana white with a passion because they are too legit to quit and they're too cool to like anything mainstream. Act like grammar police when outdone in an argument, think they're red hot playas and get all the pussy in the world and have never been in a real fight or competed in their life.
You can usually tell a shertard apart from a regular poster as they're around 14 - 17yrs old, live in their parents basement, make outlandish statements and act like armchair quarterbacks. They hate the UFC and dana white with a passion because they are too legit to quit and they're too cool to like anything mainstream. Act like grammar police when outdone in an argument, think they're red hot playas and get all the pussy in the world and have never been in a real fight or competed in their life.
Example 1
Shertard - '' The way chuck liddell is holding his hands is all wrong, if i was fighting him i would just throw a left hook counter and knock him out''
Regular poster '' STFU shertard you've probably never fought a day in your life'
Example 2
Regular Poster ''Man Arianny Celeste is so hot, she's the cause of global warming''
Shertard ''She isn't that good, i mean sure i'd hit her and all but i have hotter chicks hitting on me all the time when i'm checking it in the club''
Shertard - '' The way chuck liddell is holding his hands is all wrong, if i was fighting him i would just throw a left hook counter and knock him out''
Regular poster '' STFU shertard you've probably never fought a day in your life'
Example 2
Regular Poster ''Man Arianny Celeste is so hot, she's the cause of global warming''
Shertard ''She isn't that good, i mean sure i'd hit her and all but i have hotter chicks hitting on me all the time when i'm checking it in the club''
Shertard by timmeh otoole August 27, 2009
Shoptard
Shoptard (or 'Shoptard) is an individual possessing little to no Photoshop skill or experience, but who claims to be a legend in it. Most Shoptards will, however, seek out training by way of tutorials found on many websites, but their final results are rarely, if ever, anything like the tutorials.
Shoptards' work is easy to replicate, as long as you have the ability to open and use filters, and heavy use of both bevel/emboss and lens flare.
Shoptards are also easily identifiable through their constant insistence that gothic fonts are a good idea, and that print design in Photoshop is perfectly acceptable, if only because they don't know how to use Illustrator either.
Shoptards' work is easy to replicate, as long as you have the ability to open and use filters, and heavy use of both bevel/emboss and lens flare.
Shoptards are also easily identifiable through their constant insistence that gothic fonts are a good idea, and that print design in Photoshop is perfectly acceptable, if only because they don't know how to use Illustrator either.
A common Shoptard "Creative Process" in action:
"I don't know whether to use the 35mm or 50mm prime lens flare for this, but either way it's gonna look PRO..."
"I don't know whether to use the 35mm or 50mm prime lens flare for this, but either way it's gonna look PRO..."
Shoptard by Undercover2.0 August 23, 2011
Shortarm
Pulling your hand inside of your sleeve, and then using that hand to hold a cold beer in order to prevent said hand from getting cold. The result is one arm appearing shorter than the other.
"Hey Phil do you have a can koozie? My beer is way too cold to hold bare handed."
"Why don't you just shortarm your beer?"
"Thanks. This works great!"
"Why don't you just shortarm your beer?"
"Thanks. This works great!"
Shortarm by kingdomcome50 April 10, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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