Shortarm 

Pulling your hand inside of your sleeve, and then using that hand to hold a cold beer in order to prevent said hand from getting cold. The result is one arm appearing shorter than the other.

"Hey Phil do you have a can koozie? My beer is way too cold to hold bare handed."

"Why don't you just shortarm your beer?"

"Thanks. This works great!"

Shortarm by kingdomcome50 April 10, 2010

Short arm inspection

An medical inspection in the military where soldiers are checked for sexually transmitted disease.

I failed the short arm inspection because I had a leaking faucet.

Short arm inspection by Earl F. Parrish May 28, 2006

short arm 

the male's sexual organ, teh penis.

she wants my short arm tonight! I'm going to blast it up, stick it in, flip the skins, do dirty dancing.

short arm by mother bitch November 22, 2002

Short Arm 

A person who arms do not reach far enough down to get to the money in the bottom of their pockets. This prevents them from paying for a round of drinks.

George is a short arm he avoids paying for anything.

Short Arm by ChemoCroc June 7, 2009

short arm inspection

Examination of the male genitals, especially the penis to verify good hygiene and absence of disease. Years ago, VD (veneral disease) was spreading among army personnel so soldiers had to submit to these exams to insure that there were no unusual discharges from the penis and (especially uncircumsized) soldiers were clean. Since the rifle was nicknamed the long arm, the penis was named the short arm which is the origin of the name.

The sarge woke us up at 2 AM last night to perform short arm inspections.

short arm inspection by subidar October 8, 2011

Shortarse 

A person who is short in stature and is a complete and utter ARSE!

See Nick Williams for an example.

Shortarse by Mousels January 6, 2005

Short Arm Syndrome

The term that refers to the condition of a person who is so obese that their arms cannot reach their back side, making it impossible for them to effectively clean themselves after deficating. (A person who is so fat that they cannot wipe their ass.)

That fat guy smells like shit because he has Short Arm Syndrome.

Short Arm Syndrome by Dr. Thaddeus July 10, 2009